Home · Articles · By Tony Piff
 

Nobody Works Anymore: Drag Queen Mini-P. Strokes Bulge: "abort it's no good!"


News

South American transvestite La Pequeña has made a Youtube reputation for herself doing adorable/creepy impersonations of Hillary Clinton and   More
 
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 by Tony Piff

BFD: NKOTB Fans in PDX R SOL!


News

The New Kids tour will not be stopping in Portland, due to "unavoidable scheduling conflicts." (Translated, that means they either didn't sell enough tickets or the one on the right is finally going to come out of...   More
 
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Liquor Control Commission Cracks the Whip: Nine Watering Holes Busted


News
In a release today, the OLCC announced sanctions issued against nine Portland establishments. Two amusing items:

Wong's Chinese Restaurant in Tualatin "will pay a civil penalty of $4,620 or serv...   More
 
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: The Frighteners, Fox TV, and Cats Flushing Toilets


News

O-BOO-MA : As two really scary days draw near—election day (November 4th) and Halloween—personal campaigning takes on its usual seasonal flavor. Here are the annual    More
 
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Really Freaked Out Friday


News
It's Friday , by God. And on Fridays we look forward to the week's end and celebrate by freaking ourselves out a little bit .



Do you know what a "rat king " is? Meditate on this image.

A rat king supposedly occurs when a nest of rats are liv...   More
 
Friday, October 10, 2008 by Tony Piff

Casting About for Reality TV: It's All About Us, Portland


News


Economy got you down? Don't know where your next paycheck is coming from? Never fear, reality television is here to save your ass. (Hell, it worked for Project Runway's Leanne Marshall).

...   More
 
Friday, October 10, 2008 by Tony Piff

PDX Hooters Hottie Goes National, Makes 2009 Calendar


News


Adrean Butler, an appropriately-endowed server working at the Jantzen Beach Hooters restaurant, beat out 15,000 other aspirants (really!) for a spot in the 2009 company calendar. The calendar, now in its 23rd year, will be available for purchase online and in all Hooters r...   More
 
Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Fighting Fashion... With Fashion (and cool walletmaker, DB Clay, is folding up shop)


News
As Portland Fashion Week climaxes this weekend at PFW Plaza (1330 NW 14th), some local designers will be working and partying out of the spotlight.

In stated opposition to the competitive "exclusivity of Fashion Week ," RunAw...   More
 
Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Show Obama Your O-Face


News


On October 24th, Destin Gerek, "The Erotic Rockstar ," invites you to attend his O's For Obama sex rally .

   More
 
Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Now Pope-Endorsed!


News


Yes, it's absolutely, indirectly true. On Monday, Pope Benedict commented on the lessons of the financial crisis, warning that money , careers ...   More
 
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 by Tony Piff
Top Articles from Tony Piff
No articles in this section
 

Web Design for magazines

Close
Close
Close