Nobody Works Anymore: Drag Queen Mini-P. Strokes Bulge: "abort it's no good!"

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South American transvestite La Pequeña has made a Youtube reputation for herself doing adorable/creepy impersonations of Hillary Clinton and More

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 by Tony Piff

BFD: NKOTB Fans in PDX R SOL!

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The New Kids tour will not be stopping in Portland, due to "unavoidable scheduling conflicts." (Translated, that means they either didn't sell enough tickets or the one on the right is finally going to come out of... More

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Liquor Control Commission Cracks the Whip: Nine Watering Holes Busted

News In a release today, the OLCC announced sanctions issued against nine Portland establishments. Two amusing items:

Wong's Chinese Restaurant in Tualatin "will pay a civil penalty of $4,620 or serv... More

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: The Frighteners, Fox TV, and Cats Flushing Toilets

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O-BOO-MA : As two really scary days draw near—election day (November 4th) and Halloween—personal campaigning takes on its usual seasonal flavor. Here are the annual More

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Really Freaked Out Friday

News It's Friday , by God. And on Fridays we look forward to the week's end and celebrate by freaking ourselves out a little bit .

Do you know what a "rat king " is? Meditate on this image.

A rat king supposedly occurs when a nest of rats are liv... More

Friday, October 10, 2008 by Tony Piff

Casting About for Reality TV: It's All About Us, Portland

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Economy got you down? Don't know where your next paycheck is coming from? Never fear, reality television is here to save your ass. (Hell, it worked for Project Runway's Leanne Marshall).

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Friday, October 10, 2008 by Tony Piff

PDX Hooters Hottie Goes National, Makes 2009 Calendar

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Adrean Butler, an appropriately-endowed server working at the Jantzen Beach Hooters restaurant, beat out 15,000 other aspirants (really!) for a spot in the 2009 company calendar. The calendar, now in its 23rd year, will be available for purchase online and in all Hooters r... More

Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Fighting Fashion... With Fashion (and cool walletmaker, DB Clay, is folding up shop)

News As Portland Fashion Week climaxes this weekend at PFW Plaza (1330 NW 14th), some local designers will be working and partying out of the spotlight.

In stated opposition to the competitive "exclusivity of Fashion Week ," RunAw... More

Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Show Obama Your O-Face

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On October 24th, Destin Gerek, "The Erotic Rockstar ," invites you to attend his O's For Obama sex rally .

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Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Now Pope-Endorsed!

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Yes, it's absolutely, indirectly true. On Monday, Pope Benedict commented on the lessons of the financial crisis, warning that money , careers ... More

Tuesday, October 7, 2008 by Tony Piff