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Nobody Works Anymore: Saggin' and Thuggin'




It's all about the saggy pants. The ban on "droopy drawers" in Riviera Beach, Fla., has been ruled—surprise!—   More
 
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Tony Piff

Falling for the Locks


Oregon City and West Linn celebrated greater Portland's most unacknowledged landmark on Saturday, September 14th at Lock Fest, an annual event to raise awareness of the ailing Willamette Falls Locks, which have shuttled boats up and down the falls' 42-foot drop since 1893.
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Monday, September 15, 2008 by Tony Piff

Tre Arrow's Must-Reads: No Logo, Crimethinc, Harry Potter 1-7




Dreamy arsonist cum shoplifter Tre Arrow has had plenty of time to catch up on his reading since his 2004 arrest in Canada. The    More
 
Friday, September 12, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Any More: Have No Fear of Falling



Hold onto the rail. Scenic overlook in Norway Oh, those crazy Scandinavians (and their bent wood)!
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Friday, September 12, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works AnyMore: Quintuple Methadone Dose For Pachyderm Junkie



Nobody Works Any More: Animal Edition!

First thing, let's get the cuteness out of the way:

Okay, on to the news:
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Monday, September 8, 2008 by Tony Piff

Lunch & Munch With PPS Supernintendo Carole Smith



Portland Public Schools superintendent Carole Smith closed the first week of the school year with a speech at the weekly Portland City Club luncheon. WW reported optimism from parents and School Board members in April, f...   More
 
Friday, September 5, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Any More: Freaked Out Friday


BREAKING UPDATE: One rope of meat graffiti (reported a week ago by Nobody Works) has gone missing. The remaining strand hangs defiantly, grease pool spreading.


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Friday, September 5, 2008 by Tony Piff

Nobody Works Any More: Starbucks in Two Thousand Hate




A place where everybody knows you're lame. Five ways Starbucks could stop digging its own grave.

Metropolis schmetropolis.    More
 
Wednesday, September 3, 2008 by Tony Piff

Voodoo Does the Dew, Dude!



If it were anyone else, we'd be surprised.

The inimitable Voodoo Doughnut has created the world's first Mountain Dew-flavored pastry. The frosted, filled doughnut was conceived by Belmont design firm    More
 
Friday, August 29, 2008 by Tony Piff

Merkley: Rhymes With Barkley?



Following Jeff Merkley's condemnation of robocalls and subsequent embrace of them, we have this tangentially related robo-tidbi...   More
 
Friday, August 29, 2008 by Tony Piff
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