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COLD: Fourteen inches of snow fell on Portland over the weekend. Yeah, that’s right: 14 inches. COLD AND HUNGRY: 507,039 Oregonians received food stamps in November—a record high f ...   More
 
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 Aaron Mesh, Ben Waterhouse

The Worst Christmas Pageants Ever

Nazis. Pederasts. Aging. Death. Nazi pederasts. Richard Nixon. Happy holidays!


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Every Christmas, the finest directors and actors in Hollywood pool their resources to purchase you an expensive yuletide bummer. This year, they’ve outdone themselves. The most relentlessly depr ...   More
 
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 Aaron Mesh, Ben Waterhouse

Our Spin On 7 Days of News

Don’t Bring A Gun To Your Snowball Fight.


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PREPARING FOR DISASTER: Portland’s City Council is taking up an ordinance that would limit the mayor’s power to restrict the sale and carrying of guns during a disaster.7,900: The num ...   More
 
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 Aaron Mesh, Ben Waterhouse

Our Spin On 7 Days of News


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JESUS SAVES BABY! Hillsboro Police Officer Jesus Rios revived a 16-day-old infant boy who had stopped breathing last week by administering two rescue breaths and a chest rub. KEEPIN’ THE SABBATH ...   More
 
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 Aaron Mesh, Ben Waterhouse
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