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Pasties On Your Lunch Break? Today Is A Good Day

When was the last time you saw a good pasty? If you said at the strip club last weekend or on the woman with the huge gazongas in the movie Coraline, both would be correct but neither would b...   More
Friday, February 27, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Save-A-Lot Says, "No Wallet Required!"

If there's one thing that really unites all Portlanders, it's the great lengths to which we will go for free food. We continue to try to eat the Tex-ASS doughnut from Voodoo in under 90 seconds. We have been known to ...   More
Thursday, February 26, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Bubula, You're So Skinny! Go Eat A Sandwich For A Good Cause!

An event for both the gentiles and God's chosen people, Kenny & Zuke's Delicatessen is closing for dinner serv...   More
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Free Lobster! (As In Boiling And Eating It, Not Liberating It)

Today is Wednesday. Hump day is not very exciting—just another innocuous day that falls somewhere in the middle of a bunch of other days that require most of the working class to get up earlier than they would like. But thankfully, the citizens of Portland finally h...   More
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Lono Waiwaiole Dark Paradise

Poi isn’t the only thing Hawaiians crave.

Drug trafficking, rape and lethal fights over money and power are themes that seem more at home in the grimy underbelly of Chicago than among the tropical flowers of Hawaii. But Portland author Lono W ...   More
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Samantha Herman

Feeding Your Obsession With Pork, One Pig Roast At A Time

With the amount of pigs being slaughtered for consumption over the next few weeks, one might think that swine are falling from the sky. (Although, it is better than snow falling from the sky because then the city shuts down and electricity goes out.) Below are the even...   More
Thursday, February 19, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Beer (Especially Free Beer) Makes Everything Better

Free Belgian beer at Bridgeport! Fallen Friar is Bridgeport's newest attempt to squeeze those last few dollars out of the front pocket of your skinny jeans. After a free sample...   More
Thursday, February 19, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Visitor Center + Twitter = Twisitor Center

Apparently Barney and Robin from How I Met Your Mother aren't the only two people melding words together to garner attention. Travel Portland is try...   More
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 by Samantha Herman

That Red Light on Burnside Has Gone Out

If only the Bush administration had listened to Chicken Little instead of Keith Hennessey, perhaps we wouldn't be in this predicament. ...   More
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 by Samantha Herman

Live Review: Phagans' Model Behavior Photo Shoot

“It feels like America's Next Top Model in here!” remarked Samantha Borenheim, Director of Admissions for Phagans' School of Hair Design. And her statement couldn't...   More
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 by Samantha Herman
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