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Two Cow Garage, I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House

AP KRYZA
9 pm., Saturday October 26 | $8.
Dante's
350 W Burnside St.
 
[ROADHOUSE ROCK] If we were playing by Timecop rules, wherein the same matter can’t occupy the same space, the meeting of Columbus, Ohio, quartet Two Car Garage and Portland’s own I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House would be disastrous. The bands share almost every fabric possible, from their singers’ voices—which sound like Goo Goo Doll’s Johnny Rzeznik weaned on a steady diet of Old Crow and Newports—to their embrace of rowdy-as-hell country rock that could feasibly leave a trail of burnt-out roadhouses in their wake. Luckily, life isn’t a terrible Van Damme movie and these groups can come together to destroy a stage. The world is a better place for that. 

Where: Dante's
Phone: 226-6630
Address: 350 W Burnside St.
Website: www.danteslive.com

 
 

Dante's

350 W Burnside St.
Portland, OR
 
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