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A Million Ways to Die in the West

By JAY HORTON
As writer, director, producer and star of A Million Ways to Die in the West, Seth MacFarlane is all shit, no cattle. Though there is some track record of animators using the drawing board as a springboard to grander ventures, the South Park creators and Walt Disney knew their limitations. With A Million Ways, Family Guy creator MacFarlane has assembled a vanity project on par with Uncle Walt playing lead in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. He simply hasn't the chops to carry the movie—a Western in which he’s cast himself as the romantic lead—and only drops the smarmy posturing when diving into boyish flirtation. He’s a continual embarrassment leading a production of this scope, and he’s hardly helped by his own direction. In a tone-deaf flourish of egotism, MacFarlane's sheep farmer is always the smartest guy in the room and, save the women who love him (Amanda Seyfried, Charlize Theron), the most attractive. More awkwardly, he seems the toughest as well, a significant flaw for a film determined to treat its rejiggered plot with grave seriousness. Thankfully, the Western setting proves as amenable as any other for the hallmarks of MacFarlane's wit—split-second visual bits (unsheared sheep-turned-balls of fluff walking into walls), open-mic routines (have you ever noticed the inherent stupidity of people born to the 19th century?), and troubling stereotypes extended to illogical conclusions. But there aren’t enough jokes, and they require an especially strong stomach, because the feces overflows, and overlong and misguided forays into action and romance sap any anarchic momentum.
 
  • Genres: Comedy, Western
  • Release Date: Friday, May 30, 2014
  • Country: United States
  • Language: English
  • MPAA Rating: R [ Drug Material, Language Throughout, Some Violence, Strong Crude & Sexual Content ]
  • Critic's Score: C+
  • Starring: Seth MacFarlane [Albert], Charlize Theron [Anna], Amanda Seyfried [Louise], Liam Neeson [Clinch], Giovanni Ribisi [Edward], Neil Patrick Harris [Foy], Sarah Silverman [Ruth], Christopher Hagen [George Stark], Wes Studi [Cochise], Matt Clark [Old Prospector], Evan Jones [Lewis], Aaron McPherson [Ben], Rex Linn [Sheriff], Brett Rickaby [Charlie Blanche], Alex Borstein [Millie], Ralph Garman [Dan], John Aylward [Pastor Wilson], Jay Patterson [Dr. Harper], Amick Byram [Marcus Thornton], Dennis Haskins [Snake Oil Salesman], Christopher Lloyd [Doc Brown], Gilbert Gottfried [Abraham Lincoln], Ewan McGregor [Cowboy at Fair]
  • Directed by: Seth MacFarlane [Director], Seth MacFarlane [Screenwriter], Alec Sulkin [Screenwriter], Wellesley Wild [Screenwriter], Scott Stuber [Producer], Seth MacFarlane [Producer], Jason Clark [Producer], Alec Sulkin [Executive Producer], Wellesley Wild [Executive Producer], Michael Barrett [Cinematographer], Stephen Lineweaver [Production Design], Jeff Freeman [Film Editor], Cindy Evans [Costume Designer], Joel McNeely [Original Music], Sheila Jaffe [Casting], Peter Borck [Supervising Art Direction], Bryan Felty [Art Director], Carla Curry [Set Decoration], Libbe Eyers [Set Decoration]
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