Willamette Week - http://www.wweek.com/portland/articles.sec-1450-1-.html Fri, 24 Oct 14 00:00:00 -0700 en hourly 1 Chip Kelly’s Secret Offense - Why boosters are annoyed by the most successful football coach in Oregon’s history. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20040-chip_kellys_secret_offense_why_boosters_are_annoyed_by_the_most_successful_football_coach_in_oregons.html When the Oregon Ducks plucked a little-known offensive coordinator named Chip Kelly out of the University of New Hampshire in]]> The President of Beers - We bootlegged beer from all 50 states for the ultimate American taste-off. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19731-the_president_of_beers_we_bootlegged_beer_from_all_50_states_for_the_ultimate_american_taste_off.html

Beer is made from barley, hops, yeast and statute. We tend to forget, but the bearded men with sweaty brows who toil over copper...

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Hookahs and Blow - How exotic tobacco pipes conquered the under-21 club scene. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19388-hookahs_and_blow_how_exotic_tobacco_pipes_conquered_the_under_21_club_scene.html It’s 11 pm on a Monday night at Beirut Hookah Lounge in Beaverton. Two guys—one in a hoodie and a baseball cap turned to the side, the other in a waistcoat and a purple tie—play cards on low]]> Singing in the Strange - Karaoke night as only Portland can do it. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19523-singing_in_the_strange_karaoke_night_as_only_portland_can_do_it.html A bespectacled man stands in the back corner of the dimly lit stage, about five feet from the stripper pole. Nervously tapping the microphone against the white cast holding his right arm in place,]]> The Pitiful Princess Gentlemen’s Club: Stripperella - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19577-the_pitiful_princess_gentlemens_club_stripperella_.html The Pitiful Princess Gentlemen’s Club (12646 SE Division St., 954-1019) draws rancor, mostly because of its name. Some find it offensive because little girls are obsessed with pink and princesse]]> So Sue Us - Why the <i>Portlandia</i> statue failed to become an icon. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23062-so_sue_us_why_the_portlandia_statue_failed_to_become_an_icon.html The Statue of Liberty is a defining symbol of the United States. Her likeness appears on everything from quarters to tacky bobbleheads. She’s had a cameo role in countless films. This story ]]> Rooster’s Pub: Hiding In the Barn - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19613-roosters_pub_hiding_in_the_barn_.html Hidden away in a red shanty in the wasteland of far North Portland, Rooster’s Pub (605 N Columbia Blvd., 289-1351) feels like a place that doesn’t want to be found. The two staircases visible ]]> Headout: Paris in Portland - Zee perfect way to celebrate Bastille Day. Waw-haw-haw! http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19421-headout_paris_in_portland_zee_perfect_way_to_celebrate_bastille_day_waw_haw_haw_.html Portland celebrates Bastille Day. We can’t tell you why—there hasn’t historically been any significant French presence here—but we do. Paris had a Portland festival recently, so it seems]]> Headout: Letter to Eric - Kurt Cobain writes back to Eric Erlandson. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19595-headout_letter_to_eric_kurt_cobain_writes_back_to_eric_erlandson.html  Click on letter below for larger version.WW Photo Illustration SEE IT: Eric Erlandson will speak at Powell’s City of Books, 1005 W Burnside St., on Tuesday, Sept. 4. 7:30 pm. Free. He]]> Restaurant Guide 2013: The Parish - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21335-restaurant_guide_2013_the_parish_.html Gift Guide 2012: The White-Collar Hipster - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19950-gift_guide_2012_the_white_collar_hipster_.html Some people call your friend a yupster. Others, simply a douchebag. But it’s only because they’ve accomplished what others could not: hold down a white-collar job while still being cool. IMAGE:]]> Mill Ends Tavern: HTTP 404 - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19302-mill_ends_tavern_http_404_.html “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here” reads the blank website of Mill Ends Tavern (833 SW Naito Parkway, 220-0800), a new downtown watering hole. The statement isn’t far]]> Restaurant Guide 2013: Laurelhurst Market - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21309-restaurant_guide_2013_laurelhurst_market_.html Headout: Screw Mary Sue - Urkel, Minnie Mouse and other shades of awful erotic fanfic. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19547-headout_screw_mary_sue_urkel_minnie_mouse_and_other_shades_of_awful_erotic_fanfic.html Fan fiction, once the sole province of pathetic nerds, is now a profitable industry. The literary elite may scoff, but Fifty Shades of Grey, which began as Twilight fan fiction, has sold 40 million co]]> Yoga Issue 2014: This Is Why I’m Hot - A toxin-filled writer sweats it out during 30 days of Bikram yoga. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22134-yoga_issue_2014_this_is_why_im_hot_a_toxin_filled_writer_sweats_it_out_during_30_days_of_bikram_yoga.html Wiping the sweat from my brow, I bend forward, fingers interlocked, and kick my right leg back. I’m ostensibly trying to form a “T” but I’ve managed only a cursive “J.” This is not goi]]> Beer Bunker: Bunk Mates - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19673-beer_bunker_bunk_mates_.html Tucked away in a nondescript storefront in Montavilla, Beer Bunker (7918 SE Stark St., 254-8200) is a neighborhood hangout as much as it’s a bottle shop. Antique beer cans sit on the shelves and]]> Tavin’s Pub: Opening Act - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19642-tavins_pub_opening_act_.html Just a stone’s throw from Wonder Ballroom, Tavin’s Pub (102 NE Russell St., 719-4890, tavinspub.com) is your classic pre-game bar. The interior is clean. TV sets, including a big projector, ar]]> Winter Guide 2013: Slippery Slope - A brandy-fueled test slide on the newfangled sleds. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20168-winter_guide_2013_slippery_slope_a_brandy_fueled_test_slide_on_the_newfangled_sleds.html As a young lad coming of age in my Fortress of Solitude on the steep slopes of Cooper Mountain, there was no thrill greater than snowfall. The streets and the hilly local vacant lot were instant]]> Beer Review: Kick Axe (Lompoc Brewing) - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19498-beer_review_kick_axe_%28lompoc_brewing%29_.html Dry-hopping is an increasingly popular brewing technique with pale ales and IPAs. Hops—usually milder varieties—are added during fermentation to enhance aroma and taste without bludgeoning the]]> Softer Than Prozac - Despite celebrity status, a local therapy llama continues his charitable work. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20572-softer_than_prozac_despite_celebrity_status_a_local_therapy_llama_continues_his_charitable_work.html Animal therapy is big and getting bigger. Veterans returning from the Bush Wars are raising dogs to cope with post-traumatic stress disorder, and recent studies show that animals reduce anxiety ]]> Headout: Pioneer John - As Portland’s living room celebrates 30 years, an underemployed writer tests its livability. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22202-headout_pioneer_john_as_portlands_living_room_celebrates_30_years_an_underemployed_writer_tests_its_.html Melting into the thick cushion of my light-blue butterfly chair, I pick up a copy of The New Yorker from my mahogany TV tray. The dense, dry articles are a welcome companion on this lazy afternoon]]> Rip City vs. No Pity: Wrong! It’s the Ducks - Uncle Phil has the killer quack. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21263-rip_city_vs_no_pity_wrong__its_the_ducks_uncle_phil_has_the_killer_quack.html With all due respect to the Fail Blazers and the Fightin’ Alaska Airlines, the contest isn’t even close. There’s only one sports team that provides a distinctively Portland experience. It’]]> <i>Jack the Giant Slayer</i> - An English folktale, with extra potty humor. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20321-jack_the_giant_slayer_an_english_folktale_with_extra_potty_humor.html Jack and the Beanstalk is one of the few English folktales Americans know by heart. A peasant boy sells his abusive guardian’s livestock for some beans, the beans get wet, a beanstalk grows, a]]> Headout: Computer Class - What can you learn playing educational video games? http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19670-headout_computer_class_what_can_you_learn_playing_educational_video_games.html Education is the measuring stick of civilization. But not everyone can sit through a lecture about Teddy Roosevelt’s later years without getting distracted by squirrels frolicking outside. Some ]]> World Cup 2014: Soccer-Stat City - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22665-world_cup_2014_soccer_stat_city_.html Sports cities are an interesting, albeit neurotic, lot. With one swish of the net as the buzzer sounds, the streets are filled with strangers hugging strangers. A blown lead can leave a pall over ]]> Headout: Juggling Numbers - A sabermetric approach to tossing balls in the air. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19693-headout_juggling_numbers_a_sabermetric_approach_to_tossing_balls_in_the_air.html Invented to entertain ancient Egyptians, juggling is one of the oldest sports known to man. “Juggling” is an umbrella term covering many forms of object manipulation and requiring immense de]]> Brew Views: <i>Wreck-It Ralph</i> - Level up. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20068-brew_views_wreck_it_ralph_level_up.html In Rich Moore’s entertaining Wreck-It Ralph, John C. Reilly voices the title character, a villain in an 8-bit arcade game. Ralph isn’t a villain; he’s just gets tossed in the mud every day ]]> Bar Review: Bootleggers Whiskey Bar - Fauxhibition http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23012-bar_review_bootleggers_whiskey_bar_fauxhibition.html Strolling down Broadway Street in ye olde Beaverton, you’ll notice some large barrels with tabletops standing outside a dark, nondescript storefront. Bootleggers Whiskey Bar (12424 SW Broadway]]> Of Mouse and Man - Why the new Kirk Reeves mural doesn’t have his famous hat. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23121-of_mouse_and_man_why_the_new_kirk_reeves_mural_doesnt_have_his_famous_hat.html In August, the city unveiled a mural in honor of the late Kirk Reeves. The painting is a touching tribute to the smiling street musician, famous for his trumpet and white dinner jacket, complete]]> MOD Pizza: Fast Food Review - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23053-mod_pizza_fast_food_review_.html Given that it only takes a few minutes to cook a pizza with the right equipment, it’s odd that burgers, burritos and the like have a stranglehold on fast food. Sure, there was the short-lived ]]>