Willamette Week - http://www.wweek.com/portland/articles.sec-357-1-.html Tue, 22 Jul 14 00:00:00 -0500 en hourly 1 "The king of the Gypsies lives right here!" - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-7560-the_king_of_the_gypsies_lives_right_here__.html "There's lesbian porn made for men, and lesbian porn made for women." - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-6452-theres_lesbian_porn_made_for_men_and_lesbian_porn_made_for_women_.html FELONY FLATS... - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-4286-felony_flats_.html The biggest bitch ever to get into my cab - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5098-the_biggest_bitch_ever_to_get_into_my_cab_.html Club 1222, but I need to scan the parking lot first. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5862-club_1222_but_i_need_to_scan_the_parking_lot_first_.html So I'm sitting in front of Club 1222 - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5148-so_im_sitting_in_front_of_club_1222_.html “Sorry for the wait, I had to take care of the cat.” - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-7742-ldsorry_for_the_wait_i_had_to_take_care_of_the_catrd_.html I'm happy that a woman comes out of the strip club. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-6970-im_happy_that_a_woman_comes_out_of_the_strip_club_.html "Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper." - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9406-hey_bro_remember_me_you_wrote_that_story_about_me_in_the_paper_.html It’s raining so hard the water kicked up by my tires makes a slapping sound... - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-8740-itrss_raining_so_hard_the_water_kicked_up_by_my_tires_makes_a_slapping_sound_.html "God, your hair is so beautiful-please, can I touch it?" - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-4340-god_your_hair_is_so_beautiful_please_can_i_touch_it_.html NIGHT CABBIE - Confessions of a Portland taxi driver. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-4602-night_cabbie_confessions_of_a_portland_taxi_driver.html “Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”<p> - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9434-ldson_of_a_bitch_yoursre_running_up_the_meter_rd_.html “It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.” - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9405-lditrss_the_californians_man_the_californians_are_the_worstrd_.html “So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...” - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9226-ldso_irsve_got_these_two_women_in_the_back_of_my_cab_who_just_refuse_to_get_outrd_.html There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9160-thererss_nothing_like_a_good_friday_night_and_irsm_referring_to_the_money_.html "Do you know where the nearest Internet cafe is?" - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-4329-do_you_know_where_the_nearest_internet_cafe_is_.html The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair... - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9285-the_obese_old_woman_at_fred_meyer_has_a_bad_hip_and_a_wheelchair_.html "I'm going to 'Sinferno.'" - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-6519-im_going_to_sinferno_.html “My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender... - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9200-ldmy_friendrss_getting_divorced_and_herss_really_drunkrd_says_the_bartender_.html When I step into the obese old woman's apartment - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9325-when_i_step_into_the_obese_old_womans_apartment_.html “...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.” - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9253-ldi_need_to_take_a_shower_first_and_wash_all_of_this_blood_offrd_.html The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ... - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9379-the_middle_aged_man_i_picked_up_at_vendetta_is_in_a_hyperactively_verbose_lather_.html “Vote Ron Paul? Who’s that, Sean Paul’s cousin?”<p> - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-8856-ldvote_ron_paul_whorss_that_sean_paulrss_cousinrd_.html The Plaid Pantry at Grand and Burnside - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-4658-the_plaid_pantry_at_grand_and_burnside_.html The DUI argument, yet again. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5907-the_dui_argument_yet_again_.html I'm always being asked where I'm from. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-6266-im_always_being_asked_where_im_from_.html “I’m just gonna fuck this guy real quick so I can get cab fare!” - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-8458-ldirsm_just_gonna_fuck_this_guy_real_quick_so_i_can_get_cab_fare_rd_.html It's one slow-ass Tuesday night - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-7044-its_one_slow_ass_tuesday_night_.html “What’re you up to?” asks my dispatcher. - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-9106-ldwhatrsre_you_up_tord_asks_my_dispatcher_.html