Should I give money to panhandlers?


Dr. Know
Whenever I give money to panhandlers, some scold comes along to grouse that such folks already collect plenty from Social Security, plus they make $300 to $400 a day off suckers like me. And a   More
 
Wednesday, September 24, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Are leaf blowers regulated at all?


Dr. Know
Is there a citywide gardening organization in the Portland metro area that monitors what time we go to sleep? I’m about to take a 4 pm nap, and there’s a leaf blower outside my apartment win   More
 
Wednesday, September 10, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Where can I pee in Portland?


Dr. Know
My doctor tells me I need to drink eight glasses of water a day. Unfortunately, that leads to another problem: Portland doesn’t have many pots to pee in that are open to the public. Where can    More
 
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: How do I get my money when I win the Oregon Lottery next week?


Dr. Know
I’m planning to win the Oregon Lottery next week. How do I get my money? The prize will be way too big for my bank’s insurance coverage. Do they set up a Swiss bank account, or what? —Alway   More
 
Wednesday, August 20, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Current Trends

Can you float against the current in the Willamette?


Dr. Know
I recently floated the Willamette from Oaks Park to the Sellwood Bridge. Soon after, I found myself in a vicious bar argument with a friend who swears I couldn’t have floated north to south,   More
 
Wednesday, July 23, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Commuter Conundrum

Why is traffic so much worse in the evening than in the morning?


Dr. Know
I commute from downtown to Tigard via I-5. In the morning, it takes me 20 minutes or less. However, on my way home, traffic is often a parking lot. Where do all these commuters come from in th   More
 
Wednesday, July 9, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Edge of Midnight

Why do some park signs say "Open until 12:01 am" instead of midnight?


Dr. Know
I’ve noticed that posted hours for some parks are expressed as “Open until 12:01 am.” What’s wrong with “Open until 12 am” or even “Open until midnight”? Is this because of limited   More
 
Wednesday, July 2, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Streak Legal?

I thought exposing one’s genitalia was illegal.


Dr. Know
After the recent Naked Bike Ride, I’m quite confused. I thought exposing one’s genitalia was illegal. (Please note I am not advocating public mooning, especially not in Pioneer Courthouse Square d   More
 
Wednesday, June 18, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Animal Inmates?

Is it unethical to visit the Oregon Zoo?


Dr. Know
A zoo is a prison for animals who are guilty of nothing except being animals. Is it unethical to visit the Oregon Zoo? —Kevin S.  I’m flattered, Kevin, that you seem to think I can furrow   More
 
Wednesday, June 11, 2014 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: The Naked Truth

Did Portland really invent the Naked Bike Ride?


Dr. Know
Did Portland really invent the Naked Bike Ride, or is it one of those things like “Keep Portland Weird” that we stole from some other city and now try to take credit for? —Hypocritical Mass   More
 
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 MARTY SMITH

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