In November of 1984, Hollywood descended on the tiny
fishing town of Astoria to shoot a mysterious movie about pirate
treasure and something called a Goonie. Thirty years after its release,
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Until the machines rise and hail him as a pioneer in the field of sentient military robotics, Short Circuit’s Johnny Five will never get a statue in downtown Astoria.
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