News ...   More

News BREAKING UPDATE: One rope of meat graffiti (reported a week ago by Nobody Works) has gone missing. The remaining strand hangs defiantly, grease pool spreading. Mythic keeper of the gates of Hades, Cerberus, spotted at last night's MFNW VIP party. The CREEPIEST. In case you missed it, the 29-yr-old pedophile who faked being a grade schooler, fooling even his his 44- and 61-yr old ...   More

News With Burning Man just over and MusicfestNW and TBA just getting underway, we're feeling pretty festive. So here it is: the festival edition. At right: how they do when they do in Kawasaki. FESTIVAL OF LOVING TOO MUCH: No use crying over felled trees. FESTIVAL OF CARING: What the Republicans who couldn't be evacuated from the Twin Cities were doing on Monday. IT'S A FESTIVAL, BABY: Why kids ...   More

News I spent the night dreaming about being a 47-year-old student. Why? Because it's the first day of school for local kids. In honor of that here's a few links to get schooled on. VOTE, DUDE: I don't remember this in my orientation package. KINKY KINDERGARTEN: Is there really such a thing as sex kindergarten? WANT SMART KIDS? Don't let them know it. NO SNIPS OR PUPPYDOG TAILS: Escargolly! YOU ...   More

News 7.1 megapixels well used. Conceptual links of "artisan" meat, spotted curing in the diesel exhaust, at the intersection of Northwest Vaughn Street and 23rd Avenue. It's been there since (at least) Wednesday. Dear God, WHY? Picking the Bones: A second wave of looters poaches the historic architectural details from Katrina-ravaged homes. Going Down (or Up): Stair porn makes us ...   More

News For those who need a break from this, wweek.com gives you the following: SHOE-IN: There's no business like shoe business, except when it comes to these...er...shoes? HAWT PANTS: You thought thong underwear was uncomfortable. Check out Fundoshi for men. ROCKIN' OLDIES: "I'm 50 years old! And I like to kick! Stretch! And kick!" Just turned 50-year-old Madonna gets "Sticky and Sweet" in the ...   More

News Some of us at WW aren't as lucky as this guy. Here's a brief survey of stuff we found today via the almighty Internet. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits: A year in sensible shoes and smart separates. Get On The Bus (or bike): Isn't this a job for Jefferson Smith? Do you think anyone from Oregon's delegation jumped on one of these yet? The Wheel Deal: Speaking of free rides, a ...   More

News You Tell 'Em, Jon! Jon Stewart scolds assembled media in Denver: "Why do I take this more seriously than you?" You Tell 'Em, Space Alien: Apparently, he's called every election since 1980. John McCain thinks he's hardcore but these guys could kick his ass. But Seriously, this New Yorker story on the tragedy that is modern Burma is required reading. I Hear You Callin': 911 reports ...   More

News The Olympics have ended with a big-ass whimper, and it's back to Wheel of Fortune re-runs for another month. But wait! There's the convention! Here are some links to keep you busy until tonight. Product of the day: ewwww... British Cops: not Star Trek fans, apparently. Speaking of cops: They aren't fooling around in Denver. Speaking of Denver: The Daily Show welcomes you. Obama-Biden: ...   More

News "Man Skin": Okay, so maybe it's time to visit Dad's old aftershave after all. Personally, the jalapeno man-popper makes me hot. "Ceiling Cat": or God. You decide. (Dlisted.com) Forget The Texas goat-sucker: Who doesn't love lil' puppy-wuppies—oh, god... it's the chupacabra! He just wanted the ring back. But what's with the Samurai sword? The "Idol": "Now I've learned my A,B...WTF? ...   More