Nobody Works Any More: Freaked Out Friday

BREAKING UPDATE: One rope of meat graffiti (reported a week ago by Nobody Works) has gone missing. The remaining strand hangs defiantly, grease pool spreading. Mythic keeper of the gates of Hades, Cerberus, spotted at last night's MFNW VIP party. The CREEPIEST. In case you missed it, the 29-yr-old pedophile who faked being a grade schooler, fooling even his his 44- and 61-yr old ...   More
Friday, September 5, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Get Festive!

With Burning Man just over and MusicfestNW and TBA just getting underway, we're feeling pretty festive. So here it is: the festival edition. At right: how they do when they do in Kawasaki. FESTIVAL OF LOVING TOO MUCH: No use crying over felled trees. FESTIVAL OF CARING: What the Republicans who couldn't be evacuated from the Twin Cities were doing on Monday. IT'S A FESTIVAL, BABY: Why kids ...   More
Thursday, September 4, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE

Nobody Works Any More: The Back-to-School Edition

I spent the night dreaming about being a 47-year-old student. Why? Because it's the first day of school for local kids. In honor of that here's a few links to get schooled on. VOTE, DUDE: I don't remember this in my orientation package. KINKY KINDERGARTEN: Is there really such a thing as sex kindergarten? WANT SMART KIDS? Don't let them know it. NO SNIPS OR PUPPYDOG TAILS: Escargolly! YOU ...   More
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Any More: We Did Not Sample the Meat Graffiti

7.1 megapixels well used. Conceptual links of "artisan" meat, spotted curing in the diesel exhaust, at the intersection of Northwest Vaughn Street and 23rd Avenue. It's been there since (at least) Wednesday. Dear God, WHY? Picking the Bones: A second wave of looters poaches the historic architectural details from Katrina-ravaged homes. Going Down (or Up): Stair porn makes us ...   More
Friday, August 29, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Rock, Scissors...WHAT IS THAT?

For those who need a break from this, gives you the following: SHOE-IN: There's no business like shoe business, except when it comes to HAWT PANTS: You thought thong underwear was uncomfortable. Check out Fundoshi for men. ROCKIN' OLDIES: "I'm 50 years old! And I like to kick! Stretch! And kick!" Just turned 50-year-old Madonna gets "Sticky and Sweet" in the ...   More
Thursday, August 28, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Mile-High Thighs & Whispers

Some of us at WW aren't as lucky as this guy. Here's a brief survey of stuff we found today via the almighty Internet. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits: A year in sensible shoes and smart separates. Get On The Bus (or bike): Isn't this a job for Jefferson Smith? Do you think anyone from Oregon's delegation jumped on one of these yet? The Wheel Deal: Speaking of free rides, a ...   More
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Bless You, Jon

You Tell 'Em, Jon! Jon Stewart scolds assembled media in Denver: "Why do I take this more seriously than you?" You Tell 'Em, Space Alien: Apparently, he's called every election since 1980. John McCain thinks he's hardcore but these guys could kick his ass. But Seriously, this New Yorker story on the tragedy that is modern Burma is required reading. I Hear You Callin': 911 reports ...   More
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE


The Olympics have ended with a big-ass whimper, and it's back to Wheel of Fortune re-runs for another month. But wait! There's the convention! Here are some links to keep you busy until tonight. Product of the day: ewwww... British Cops: not Star Trek fans, apparently. Speaking of cops: They aren't fooling around in Denver. Speaking of Denver: The Daily Show welcomes you. Obama-Biden: ...   More
Monday, August 25, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE

Nobody Works Anymore: Freaky Friday Edition

"Man Skin": Okay, so maybe it's time to visit Dad's old aftershave after all. Personally, the jalapeno man-popper makes me hot. "Ceiling Cat": or God. You decide. ( Forget The Texas goat-sucker: Who doesn't love lil' puppy-wuppies—oh, god... it's the chupacabra! He just wanted the ring back. But what's with the Samurai sword? The "Idol": "Now I've learned my A,B...WTF? ...   More
Friday, August 22, 2008 Byron Beck


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