Thar, It Blows!: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Reviewed

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Movies & Television
Johnny Depp's latest voyage on the sea of diminishing returns wasn't screened by WW press deadlines, but we walked the plank anyway.Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesWW Critic's Score: 31 The original Pirates of the Caribbean worked on so many levels because it behaved like its inspiration: a ride. The out-of-the-blue blockbuster was a fun and goofy and full of quirk and charm. Most importantly, ...   More
Friday, May 20, 2011 AP KRYZA

The Oscars: Is That What You're Wearing?

Retail Therapist was horrified—just horrified—by the sartorial crimes committed with so much malice aforethought at last night's Academy Awards ceremony. Charges should be brought against Charlize Theron for ruining what was an otherwise perfect dress with satin cinnamon buns sewn onto both her breasts. Zoe Saldana wore a dress that was actually two garments brought together in an unholy ...   More
Monday, March 8, 2010 Retail Therapist

The Boys are Back in Town: Grown Ups Reviewed

Adam Sandler's back! Chris Rock's back! Some other people are back! Not screened by WW press deadlines! Whatever! It sucks! Grown Ups WW Critic's Score: 15 “Let's try to act normal in there,” Hollywood agent Adam Sandler tells his Voss-quaffing brats as they arrive at a funeral. Good luck with that: Before the end of the eulogy, Sandler and his coarse pals (Chris Rock, Kevin ...   More
Friday, June 25, 2010 AARON MESH


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