News Tensions turned nasty on Sunday between the Portland Timbers and San Jose Earthquakes—both on the pitch, where Earthquakes striker Alan Gordon uttered a homophobic slur while being ejected, and outside the stadium, where Earthquakes fans smashed in the windshield of a driver who held up a Timbers scarf. But those incidents overshadow a more established war that may have turned violent last night: ...   More

News [youtube azy4KUTeOFI] It's been more than four years since Phish left the stage in Vermont in what was supposed to be their last show ever. But the band is reuniting to the glee of its "phans," planning a 25-show summer tour in 18 venues nationwide. The tour includes two shows at the Gorge Amphitheatre. Tickets for those Gorge shows went on sale last Friday at noon. But many eager phans were angry ...   More

News Apparently, there was no more room in hell. Saturday, Hades barfed hundreds upon hundreds of lost souls into the Bossanova Ballroom for the second-annual PDX Zombie Prom. The theme, "Enchantment Under the Dead Sea," meant a considerable helping of drowned souls walking the scene, bloated and with starfish sticking out of their faces. Hell, Spongebob Squarepants even made an appearance ...   More

News Do you want Michael Jackson's spirit to always be with you? For the low, low price of $1,958 you can buy his spirit trapped inside a crystal! (Apparently his spirit is so powerful, it has blurred the quality of this picture accompanying this item on eBay.) After MJ's death June 26, more than 20,000 Michael-Jackson related items appeared for sale on eBay, the Oregon Better Business Bureau reports. ...   More