The Talk: How to Explain Mermaid Sex to Your Kids

The Oregon Mermaids come to Director Park this Saturday for a day of face painting, mermaid tales and “animal encounters.” Bring the kids if you want, but be warned, they’re going to start askin   More
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 LIZZY ACKER

Willamette Wednesday: 6 Things to Do and See In Portland on September 17


Wednesday, Sept. 17All the Sex I’ve Ever Had [THEATER] As part of the Time- Based Art Festival, five Portlanders— all over the age of 65—perform a theater piece about their sex lives that touches on everything from first crushes to heartbreak to what (or whom) they did last night. Portland State University, Shattuck Hall Annex, 1914 SW Park Ave., 224-7422, 7 pm. $20-$25. 1974 ...   More
Wednesday, September 17, 2014 WW Culture Staff

Har Mar Superstar’s Top Five Sex Tips

Top 5
Always offer me sex.I’m pretty sure most people would love to have sex with me, but I’m not a mind reader. Also, it’s the polite thing to do. Always get consent.Nobody likes surprises. The love   More
Wednesday, October 9, 2013 WW MUSIC STAFF

Valentine's Day in the Naked City: Couple Arrested After Sex Role-Playing in Grocery Parking Lot


A Northeast Portland couple took sex-in-a-car to new places in celebration of Valentine’s Day, much to the annoyance—and alarm—of the Portland Police Bureau.At 12:35 p.m., workers at the New Seasons on North Interstate Avenue called the police because they were concerned about the blue Subaru Legacy leaving the parking lot. They saw a naked woman in the back, bound and with duct tape over her ...   More
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 HANNAH HOFFMAN

Everything You Could Possibly Want to Do on Valentine's Day--Or Not


Food & Drink
Ed note: Love may mean never having to say you're sorry, but you're damn sure to be apologizing if you don't at least acknowledge this holiday of commercialized romance. --- Luckily, Portland’s restaurants, clubs and performers have a multitude of ways to help you spread the sexy around. Remember, love is fleeting and so are dinner reservations. Make sure to call to nab a table. Email Kelly Clarke ...   More
Friday, February 4, 2011 NIKKI VOLPICELLI

I want your sex (writing), part II

Don't you publishers ever get sick of sex? Another month or two has gone by and once again, the Willamette Week office is filling up with review copies of new and soon to be published dirty books. Seriously, I trip on bare backing manuals and kinky niche erotica collections every time I leave my desk to get a cup of coffee. As I explained last time we did this, in February, we're just too tired ...   More
Thursday, April 23, 2009 KELLY CLARKE

Ten Things We Learned about Successful Dating at Planned Parenthood's "It's Not Me, It's You" Show

We came. We listened. And we laughed empathetically as locals learned far too much information about their co-workers, elected representatives, newspaper writers, radio jockeys and Portland nonprofit heads last night at the Bagdad. That's where eight brave, heartsick souls —including Multnomah County Commish Jeff Cogen, Live Wire's Courtenay Hameister and WW's own Aaron Mesh— shared ...   More
Friday, February 5, 2010 KELLY CLARKE

Map of the Day: Oregon Is Very Gay-Curious.

The above map, showing the incidence of "straight people who either have had or would like to have a same-sex experience in the continental U.S. and lower Canada" among users of the dating site, implies that Oregonians are a sexually adventurous bunch. Good on us. For a lot more data about the differences between the sexual orientations, which both crush and conform to stereotype (gay ...   More
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 BEN WATERHOUSE

Obsession for Men

The Pledge and Shadow of the Vampire have one thing in common: The leads gotta have it.

Movie Reviews & Stories
The obsessions of mankind have always made for great stories--men and women driven to the brink of sanity by the personal demons that haunt them. From Captain Ahab to Salome to Batman, some of the ...   More
Wednesday, January 24, 2001 David Walker


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