Who’s playing Warped Tour? Beats us. So we went to the mall to find out.
Nothing makes a 30-year-old music writer feel like a
decrepit, out-of-touch sack of dust more than scanning a Warped Tour
lineup. The hordes of pierced, tatted and asymmetrically coiffed
What a few teenage girls did with 10 hours and $62 in Portland.
We’re late, as is our habit.
couldn’t get the car away from our siblings, and we had trouble parallel
parking. But now we’ve gathered in Northwest Portland, on the steps of
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