Dino-mite! Lil' Beijing Blinger Walks Away with Gold

OK, so we first featured this way back in WW's 2007 Gimme Guide. But after watching all the drama and over all weirdness coming out China right now, we thought now would be another good time to share this little Bejing blingy thing that is...well..."unique." A repurposed dinosaur doll, this hybrid dino-dragon we got last fall at Cargo (380 NW 13th Ave., 209-8349) features a handmade costume ...   More
Thursday, August 14, 2008 Byron Beck

PETA to Immigrants: If La Migra Doesn't Get You, America's Fatty Diet Will

The Spanish-language press is hot with the news that PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, is now pulling publicity stunts en Español. ¡Qué lindo! According to the website for the animal-rights group, PETA activists have sent a letter to the commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border Protection in the hopes of striking a deal to buy new ad space at border crossings. The ...   More
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 BETH SLOVIC

A Great Deal Less Awful Than One Would Expect: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Reviewed

The Taco Bell spokesmammals were screened for critics after WW press deadlines: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Early in Disney's talking-dog comedy Beverly Hills Chihuahua, as one of the human characters realizes that the titular pocket pooch has gone missing in Mexico, he asks, “Donde esta Chloe?,” a throwaway question that the movie bothers to translate with an English subtitle. Even ...   More
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 AARON MESH

Trash Bash: Miss White Trash 2009 (now with video!)

You could tell she would be the winner the minute she walked into Dante's. Her red hair swept back in a fashion somewhere between Peg Bundy, Jackie O, Jenna Jameson and a dust bunny. A pack of Basics tucked into her hot-pink bra strap. Breath with an alcohol content so high she was advised to keep away from the tabletop fire pits in the bar. Mascara apparently applied with a shotgun. And tight ...   More
Monday, September 22, 2008

Nobody Works Anymore: CYA L8TR TRL

OMG! Like, I totally just found out that MTV is getting rid of TRL! WTF? That was, like, so totally the last place on MTV that I could, like, tune in to watch music videos and stuff, and it had so many great moments. I wonder if they're like, going to replace it with some reality show or something that, like, lets regular people live like they're rich and famous or something? 'Cause I would so ...   More
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 Matt Graham

What a Bitch: Feminist Mag in a Financial Crunch

I first read about it here. And, frankly, I didn' t believe it. And no, I am not talking about the big problems at the O. I am talking about Bitch, a national publication devoted to giving a voice to women, or as it says on its Wiki page: "Bitch describes itself as a 'Feminist response to pop culture.' Articles offer a third-wave feminist perspective on current political events and social and ...   More
Monday, September 15, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works AnyMore: Quintuple Methadone Dose For Pachyderm Junkie

Nobody Works Any More: Animal Edition! First thing, let's get the cuteness out of the way: Okay, on to the news: The elephant in the room. The BBC reports that handlers fed an Asian elephant heroin-spiked bananas, which seems totally irresponsible. Strategically placed stickers and flesh-colored underwear. PETA pays hot, sexy, desperate models to go "nude" for PR animal rights. 13 ...   More
Monday, September 8, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore...Seriously, Everybody's Been Laid Off

I don't know about those folks on Wall Street, but down here on Main Street things are awful tough. I can't even afford a new pair of blue jeans, and you have no idea how bad I want one now. Hell, these women have to steal just to buy shirts. Things are so bad, even the elderly have been reduced to stealing. To make things worse, a friend showed me this video to cheer me up, but it's had nightmares ...   More
Wednesday, October 1, 2008 Matt Graham

Nobody Works Anymore: Awkward!

So apparently last week was the Republicans' "Let's make awkward appearances on the Elite Media's comedy shows and try to smile as they rip on us" week. It was about as cringe inducing as it sounds. First, Presidential candidate John "Mayday! Mayday!" McCain showed up for a chat with Dave Letterman. Here's a link . It's bit long, so make sure you've got about 25 minutes ...   More
Monday, October 20, 2008 Matt Graham

UPDATE: PUPPIES ARE AWAKE! Electing the First Puppy (PLUS Addictive Puppy-Cam)

[Scroll to the bottom for live puppy-cam action!] Amid the host of historic statements made during President-elect Barack Obama's acceptance speech last night, one sentence rang out above the rest: "I love you both more than you can imagine," Obama told his daughters, Sasha and Malia. "You have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House." Which, of ...   More
Thursday, November 6, 2008 KELLY CLARKE


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