Nobody Works Anymore: The All Gay Edition


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DON'T GOT MILK: Well, I guess there's one person who won't be seeing Gus Van Sant's new movie about slain gay civil rights icon Harvey Milk. *GAY TRIBAL MARRIAGES: I think I have a little Cherokee in me. Or maybe it's just Cher. Does that count? BEAN COUNTER: Local business man and queer activist creates a ripple across the pond with his new LGBTforObama website he created with this guy. *rad ...   More
 
Thursday, August 21, 2008 Byron Beck

Who Works Anymore? Bits I Found On the Web Before My Boss Caught Me Goofin' Off


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SPRINGFIELD: Not that Springfield. This Springfield. PHELPS FEVER: The only clip that's really worth watching is here. GUITAR ZERO: His parents should be put in jail. DEAD MAN STANDING: So sweet...or gross. You decide. OREGON IDLE: That American Idol chicklet, Kristy Lee Cook, who says she lives in Selma Oregon, (but if gossip is to be believed really lives in either Nashville or L.A.) ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Today in Wiener Watch 2008


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Yesterday it was all about registering your wang and weenies who can't "debate" or "show up for late night tv shows": [youtube MCkbiyuh44k] So in honor we give this week's Weenie Watch 2008: EXPLODING WEENIES: Phillies ballpark evacuated by ballpark franks. I'M ON A ROAD TO WEENIES: Remember those weenies hanging out on the on-ramp to I-405 and NW 23rd Avenue? We first reported about ...   More
 
Thursday, September 25, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: WHAT THE FRIDAY?


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(Above: Dining on the bones of a broken economy) EVEN THE SMART ONES GET IT WRONG SOMETIMES: There's a local angle to yesterday's failure of Seattle-based Washington Mutual, which became the largest bank failure ever. Many Oregonians will remember the Texas Pacific Group, the wildly successful leveraged buyout firm that came to Oregon in 2003 and hired former Gov. Neil Goldschmidt to help ...   More
 
Friday, September 26, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Twatch, Watch and Whistle


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(Above: Oregonian columnist Chelsea Cain and Oregon icon Pennie Lane at Nordy's fashion show for PICA) TWATCH WATCH 2008 : The Twilight Kids (and Moms) weigh in on WW"s fashionable take on the most anticipated movie EVER ! At least they thought this: was better than this: DECEMBER MORN : The Decemberists pen a little ditty about Valerie Plame [mp3]? Who knew? [New York ] GOSSIP ...   More
 
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore...Seriously, Everybody's Been Laid Off


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I don't know about those folks on Wall Street, but down here on Main Street things are awful tough. I can't even afford a new pair of blue jeans, and you have no idea how bad I want one now. Hell, these women have to steal just to buy shirts. Things are so bad, even the elderly have been reduced to stealing. To make things worse, a friend showed me this video to cheer me up, but it's had nightmares ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 1, 2008 Matt Graham

Nobody Works Anymore: Palin v. Biden edition


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Okay! Now that we're about to actually see Sarah Palin in a national debate for the first (and, we hope, last) time, it seems like the best possible moment to haul out all the Palin-related weirdness we've been sitting on for the last month. She's a liar: Rolling Stone rounds up the top 10, but there are many more . She's got skills: She'll win the talent and swimsuit contests handily. [youtube ...   More
 
Thursday, October 2, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE

Nobody Works Anymore: Things that Make Us Throw Up in Our Mouths a Little


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Sometimes all I want in the morning is an antacid tablet. And the Internet? It ain't helping. SUPERSIZED Mc-OCD: I'm actually more worried about what kind of product the Big Mac-stuffer is putting in that bad-ass hair of his, than what he's actually putting in his stomach. [D-Listed] THE MIGHTY DUCK 'N COVER: Matt Damon compares Sarah Palin to a really bad Disney movie. I think it's more ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: OMG, Jesus is Inside A VP-2-B!


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SARAH SINGS: It's pretty easy to pick on Sarah Bin Laden...oops,I mean Palin. The woman is a treasure trove of material. Especially when she sings. Yes, sings! Here's the Fey-looker singing (and dancing) with the Wassila Singers. The Pop-Up video bits are genius. Oh, yeah. And The New Yorker has a nice piece here, too. [youtube KNVuuhurbZA] (Hat tip: World of Wonder.) (FORMERLY) PREGNANT MAN ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore:The WORST Emmys EVER!


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Did anybody watch the Emmys last night? What the hell was that? If you missed it, the show was emceed by the five nominees for Best Reality Show Host: Jeff Probst, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, Ryan Seacrest and Tom Bergeron. Their opening bit went on for what seemed like an eternity as they took turns essentially saying "We're just reality hosts and we don't have anything funny to say. Really, ...   More
 
Monday, September 22, 2008 Matt Graham

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