Nobody Works Anymore: Disturbing Playthings

And the Japanese once again corner the market on novelty . Insert your probe of choice into the plastic orifice and watch a digital silhouette bat at what appears to be a panda on a yo-yo . Entertainment value aside, let it suffice to say that I would feel somewhat uncomfortable with my child using the tuttuki bako in public. Japanese enthusiasm knows no bounds : [youtube 6MVNU_dmVlU] In ...   More
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Palin's Airspase

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Shame! Obama Campaign Foiled By Lazy Willamette Week Web Editor

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE! On Friday, Nov. 7, CNNBC revealed that the McCain/Palin ticket triumphed thanks to the single goddamn uncast vote of WW's very own web editor, Ian Gillingham , as seen in the video below: What's really going on? In the spirit of the Bush Doctrine , has developed a preemptive shaming tool that creates a custom fake news video , headlining the name ...   More
Friday, October 24, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Trick or Treat or Whoops I Shot You

Shot in the act . A Michigan boy was gleefully toilet-papering what he mistook to be an empty house , when the homeowner emerged and shot him . The 51-year-old gunman, fearing that his home was being broken into, fired two warning shots into the air and then turned the shotgun on the fleeing teen . From a distance of sixty feet, the few pellets that struck the fourteen-year old caused no permanent ...   More
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Annoying Dictators Bitch-Slapped by Falling Gas Prices

The US economy continues to tank , but three dollar gas softened the blow this weekend. Did you fill up ? I did. An story in the International Herald Tribune today considers the big talk of big dicks Chávez, Putin, and Ahmadinejad, who've staked their countries' returns to glory on oil money . "Now, plummeting oil prices are raising questions about whether the countries can sustain ...   More
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Awkward!

So apparently last week was the Republicans' "Let's make awkward appearances on the Elite Media's comedy shows and try to smile as they rip on us" week. It was about as cringe inducing as it sounds. First, Presidential candidate John "Mayday! Mayday!" McCain showed up for a chat with Dave Letterman. Here's a link . It's bit long, so make sure you've got about 25 minutes ...   More
Monday, October 20, 2008 Matt Graham

Nobody Works Anymore: This is Why You Beat Your Kids

Earlier in the month, there was this story about a precocious seven-year-old who broke into an Australian zoo and systematically fed nine caged animals to a saltwater crocodile . "Security camera footage at the Alice Springs Reptile Center showed the smiling youngster also bludgeoning to death a small blue tongue lizard and two more thorny devils during a half-hour of breakfast-time havoc." "Many ...   More
Friday, October 17, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Drag Queen Mini-P. Strokes Bulge: "abort it's no good!"

South American transvestite La Pequeña has made a Youtube reputation for herself doing adorable/creepy impersonations of Hillary Clinton and Amy Winehouse , to name just a few. The li'l drag queen turns beauty queen for this week's excellent parody of our #1 VPILF and cover girl . You go girl! [youtube VV8uEzGuvfc] On Sunday, the real Palin made an in-store appearance at a Gallipolis, ...   More
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 Tony Piff

Can't Wait for The Blazers to Tip Off The Season Tonight?

Whiling away the hours this afternoon trying to look busy but thinking about the Trail Blazers' opener tonight against the Lakers? Then kill a few minutes with Bill Simmons' column in which the ESPN scribe predicts "The 2009 Blazers will become the single most popular team in the history of the Internets," and explains why the team was "made for blogs and message boards and YouTube and losers ...   More
Tuesday, October 28, 2008 HANK STERN

Nobody Works Anymore: "That One" Edition

So there's one moment from last night's otherwise unremarkable presidential debate that's being dissected ad nauseam (including in our own live blog coverage last night ): When McCain, in a very odd moment, referred to Obama as "that one." [youtube ed-k1xOCsMs] Did he mean offense? Who knows? I doubt McCain is really aware of what's coming out of his mouth as he's saying it these days. ...   More
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE


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