Nobody Works Anymore: Show Obama Your O-Face


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On October 24th, Destin Gerek, "The Erotic Rockstar ," invites you to attend his O's For Obama sex rally . The main event goes down in San Fransisco but will be simulcast online; Gerek hopes to inspire parallel happenings across the globe—"a large scale orgasmic breathing experience culminating in a simultaneous group energetic breath-gasm ." Breathgasm? "A rip-roaring, full-body, ...   More
 
Thursday, October 9, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Really Freaked Out Friday


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It's Friday , by God. And on Fridays we look forward to the week's end and celebrate by freaking ourselves out a little bit . Do you know what a "rat king " is? Meditate on this image. A rat king supposedly occurs when a nest of rats are living in such close quarters that their tails become intertwined, glued together in a tangle of feces and filth . The rats eventually kill each other ...   More
 
Friday, October 10, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Signs of the Apocalypse Edition


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Was there something in the Book of Revelation along the lines of "Behold! And they shall bake their children into meats and pies and eat them whole," or am I just making that up? Either way, I think this may be a sign of the coming apocalypse : [youtube _-wj6ppCYM8] I probably shouldn't be so pessimistic. I mean, yeah, shit's kind of hitting the fan right now , but at least this ...   More
 
Monday, October 13, 2008 Matt Graham

Nobody Works Anymore: Where our favorite plumber is still named "Mario."


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Did you guys happen to watch the debate last night? What did you think. I thought McCain looked saltier than a giant pretzel wrapped in potato chips and dipped in the Pacific Ocean . The thing is, my fascination with the presidential race has more or less stemmed purely from a fascination with the grotesque , but at no point did I ever plan to actually vote. Until now: [youtube MksTs29bjNI] I ...   More
 
Thursday, October 16, 2008 Matt Graham

Nobody Works Anymore: Art/Joy/Beauty/Thrill Blitzkreig


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As we laid our heads upon our pillows last night, long past bedtime, the still, quiet air seemed like a blank slate. Unfamiliar feelings of hope , optimism --sheesh, fucking patriotism , of all things--swelled and crested, and our eyes moistened, over and over and over. We woke to find that it had not been a dream. The chilly drizzle outside was balanced by our morning coffee, and the world seemed ...   More
 
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 Tony Piff

Nobody Works Anymore: Last Chance to Laugh at Sarah (We Hope)


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Sarah Palin in her sportscaster days. Yes, that says "Lots of Dogs." We're almost there, folks. 24 hours from now, we will almost certainly have a new president. If our luck holds, it won't be the killah from Wasilla. Still, if tomorrow evening is the last we ever hear of America's first female vice-presidential nominee for the Republican party (unlikely—she's not going anywhere ...   More
 
Monday, November 3, 2008 BEN WATERHOUSE

Nobody Works Anymore: Gadget Dump


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Gift Guide, drops on November 26th, and you, O Shopper, can look forward to reading all about the cream of the high-tech cream. (in addition to the cream of books, music, sporting goods, kitchen items, etc...) Here's a preview roundup of some of the wildest gadgety cluttering the blogosphere. Much of this is still in the realm of prototype or commercial-only applications, but giftable incarnations ...   More
 
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 Tony Piff

Let's Pause to 'Appreciate' these MultCo Commissioners


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This just in from the department of "don't let the door hit you on the way out:" There's a proclamation (PDF) before the Multnomah County Board of Commissioners tomorrow to declare Dec. 18, 2008, a "Day of Appreciation" for outgoing commissioners Lisa Naito, Lonnie Roberts and Maria Rojo de Steffey, whose terms all end in a couple of weeks. And who could forget all the good times? The days ...   More
 
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 JAMES PITKIN

Happy Thanksgiving!!!


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Wednesday, November 26, 2008 HANK STERN

Snowpocalypse 2008: Where'd you end up today?


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You know what sucks? A two-and-a-half hour "bus and on foot odyssey" through snow-screwed Portland just to make it from Northeast Portland to WW Headquarters in Northwest. You know what's awesome? Sharing snowflaked horror stories about your two-and-a-half hour "bus and on foot odyssey" and other other tall tales of SNOWPOCALYPSE 2008 with your numb-fingered co-workers. Here's what I've gathered ...   More
 
Monday, December 22, 2008 KELLY CLARKE

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