Apocalypse No! Zombie “Safe Zone” established outside PDX


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The recent PDX Zombie Prom was a true eye opener for a problem many Portlanders will face if the dead truly rise, hungry for warm flesh and predisposed to kill. Sure, it was cute. It was fun. Zombies danced and made out, they smiled and mugged for cameras. But outside the Bossanova Ballroom, where the ghouls smoked butts and mingled, there were no shouts of terror. In the neighborhoods, as zombies ...   More
 
Friday, May 29, 2009

The Hand That Cradles the Rock: Orphan Reviewed


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Warner Brothers' new horror flick has no mother, no father, no sister, no brother... and no screenings before WW press deadlines. So we review it now: Orphan Little girls with long black hair are getting a bum rap at the movies this week. First came (500) Days of Summer, where the childhood incarnation of its heroine was described by the narrator as loving only two things: her raven tresses, ...   More
 
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 AARON MESH

Well, At Least Nobody Can Say the Oregon Ducks Are Punchless


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The above screen capture (taken from YouTube taking from ESPN) shows Oregon tailback LeGarrette Blount making his largest forward progress of the night. UPDATE, 5:15 pm: It took 15 hours, but John Canzano did indeed blame us all. "How much of this is about entitlement?" he asked on the Bald Faced Truth radio show, during his second hour discussing LeGarrette Blount's season-long suspension. ...   More
 
Friday, September 4, 2009 AARON MESH

"We Ain't Going to Be a Bunch of Spoiled Kids": ESPN Goes Inside the Ducks' Locker Room


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On the front page of ESPN.com is a story that might interest University of Oregon fans wondering how new coach Chip Kelly is internally addressing the Bizarro LeGarrette Blount debacle in Idaho. Answer: loudly. Turns out the Worldwide Leader's reporter Ivan Maisel was in the locker room after the Boise State game, and listened in as Kelly gave the Ducks a proper bollocking. Highlights: "That ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 AARON MESH

Zombies Wanted: Free undead vacation for human targets (seriously)


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WANTED At least 50 ghouls, preferably off the slab (although even those in the most advanced state of rigor mortis will be considered), for a weekend of terrorizing and feasting upon the flesh of paramilitary personnel, scientists, and townsfolk. Must be able to move at a semi-living pace, lift at least eight pounds and attack with the autonomatonic ferocity of a servant of Satan. Benefits include ...   More
 
Monday, September 14, 2009

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