Who’s playing Warped Tour? Beats us. So we went to the mall to find out.
Nothing makes a 30-year-old music writer feel like a
decrepit, out-of-touch sack of dust more than scanning a Warped Tour
lineup. The hordes of pierced, tatted and asymmetrically coiffed
Reel Big Fish (pictured)Ska is overdue for another ironic revival, but until it
actually happens, the average Warped-goer is going to wonder what the
paunchy Ace Ventura impersonator playing music