Strain Picks: What To Smoke When You Want To Get ZONKED

What to smoke when you want to get really, really high.

By Matt Stangel

Sherbet
PrUf Cultivar

Possibly the perfect dessert weed, Pruf Cultivar's Sherbet is a proprietary cross of Purple Cookies and Platinum Girl Scout Cookies that packs a huge candy taste and bone-deep body high.

Obama-Kush_Strain-Pick_WebObama Kush
Resin Ranchers

Afghani, a pure indica, imparts its sleepiness to OG Kush. Together, they produce gorgeous purple flowers and a relaxed, euphoric high. This is a flavorful smoke: berries, spice and lavender will coat your mouth long after you exhale.

Orions-Belt_Strain-Pick_WebOrion's Belt
Shango Premium Cannabis

If you want to sleep through the parade and well into the cleanup, give Shango's exclusive Orion's Belt a whirl. With a heavy concentration of linalool, this lavender-diesel mystery strain results in a euphoric sedation that should keep you sequestered to the end of the night.

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