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BY AARON MESH | Precious is a raw story of survival. But it forgets the survivor.
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BY DANIEL CARLSON | They say it’s the Golden Age of TV. It will be if you stop watching crap.
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[November 19th 7:40am]
Women Who Run With the Werewolves: New Moon Reviewed

Hidden from critics until last night, here's...

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

She should so choose Jacob.

From an opening dream sequence that echoes Wild Strawberries to a cliffhanger finale featuring an ingeniously hammy Michael Sheen—and especially in the middle, while a shirtless wolfpack broods and brawls across the screen—New Moon is infinitely better than Twilight. Sorry, Portland: The sexually repressed vampire picture Catherine Hardwicke filmed here can’t hold a candle to the woozy vampires-vs.-werewolves sequel Chris Weitz didn’t film here. (He went to British Columbia instead.) The new movie is so much better, in fact, that I find myself wondering if it might actually be…no, it couldn’t be…is it good? God help me. I’ve become a 12-year-old girl.

[October 29th 3:01pm]
The Dead Start to Walk in Their Masquerade: Michael Jackson's This Is It Reviewed

Too soon? Not soon enough for WW press deadlines. But here's a review of the Michael Jackson rehearsal documentary: Michael Jackson's This is...

[October 24th 9:12am]
John C. Sideshow: The Vampire's Assistant Reviewed

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and see the blood-chilling horror of another movie not screened for critics by WW deadlines! It...

[October 23rd 2:49pm]
Boys Don't Fly: Amelia Reviewed

Not screened for critics by WW press deadlines, which is probably just as well, since it's (ahem) a crashing bore. Amelia Well, golly,...

[October 12th 6:55am]
Blair Witch in an IKEA: Paranormal Activity Reviewed. PLUS: Couples Retreat Dismissed.

The much-buzzed horror movie wasn't screened in Portland, but WW fright expert Chris Stamm braved it this weekend: Paranormal Activity In...

[October 5th 12:13pm]
Michelle Williams, Paul Dano and Kelly Reichardt Shooting Oregon Trail Western in Harney County

What's in Harney County, Oregon? Usually, not much. But here's what's in Harney County right now: A crop of Hollywood's most buzzed indie...

[September 28th 6:28am]
We're Not Gonna Remember Most of Your Names: Fame Reviewed

Fame was screened for critics after Wednesday's newspaper went to press. Since I spent the majority of my childhood in tights and spandex (for...

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The Blind Side
BY ALISTAIR ROCKOFF | Sandra Bullock makes an offensive tackle.
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BY ALI ROTHSCHILD | The movie that sank.
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2012
BY AARON MESH | Roland Emmerich to earth: Drop dead.
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Oil And Groundwater
BY AARON MESH | The director of Blair Witch 2 finds real horror in the amazon.
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36th NW Film & Video Festival
WW STAFF | Made in Oregon. Played in Oregon.
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The Men Who Stare At Goats
BY AARON MESH | The Army has psychic powers, but the movie has no perspective.
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Girl, Uncorrupted
BY AARON MESH | An Education is lovely—but its bittersweet lessons raise questions.
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The Damned United
BY AARON MESH | Are you ready for some football? Yes, you are.
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Gone Nuts
BY AARON MESH | This Halloween, how about some mutual genital mutilation?
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Good Hair
BY ALISTAIR ROCKOFF | Chris Rock talks straightener.
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This Phone Is Bugged
BY CASEY JARMAN | Curling? Bedbugs? Daniel Johnston? There’s an app for that.
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Law Abiding Citizen
BY AP KRYZA | Gerard Butler and his box cutter will make you reconsider law school.
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