ALMOST A ROCK STAR
BY BYRON BECK - bbeck@wweek.com,
The Flying Garter Girls were the ultimate groupies with style.
Back when music mattered, around 1972, a diverse coterie of Portland
gal pals formed an elite club whose mission was to meet the legendary
pioneers of classic rock and roll.
Because they flew all over the country in the company of rock stars,
they became known as the Flying Garter Girls. Other cities had similar
loosely knit bands of women, but these gals were the stuff of legend.
They loved music--and the men who made it--but they loved fashion,
too. They dressed to look decked-out rather than skanked-out, and
their style got these pretty, young things invited backstage at
all the big shows, at venues like the Memorial Coliseum and the
Paramount, to see the likes of Zeppelin, Aerosmith and Queen.
They lived through that time, but the funny thing is, they've never
told their story. That is, until now.
With help from the one of the music world's most elusive living
legends (the famous groupie who was the subject of Cameron Crowe's
2000 gem Almost Famous), I was able to track down a few Garter
Girls and one of the only Flying Garter boys. We talked about their
lives, their loves and what they wore to get themselves noticed.
Here's an exclusive peek into the fashion of their backstage lives.
Camille Seamster, a.k.a. "THE REAL CAMILLE"
She was one of the first Garter Girls, and she considers herself
the most brutally honest of the group. "That's why they call me
'The Real Camille,'" she says. She was also one of its most fashionable.
"The best part was getting dressed," she says. "We'd spend all day
pampering ourselves. Before we left the house we'd always make sure
to have something on that was see-through, lacy, feathery or furry."
Her favorite rock stars include Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and the
Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger. "I have a lip fetish," she admits.
A hairstylist by trade, Seamster, now 48, owns and operates For
Heads Only, a Southeast Portland salon.
Zorn Matson, a.k.a. "A FLYING GARTER BOY"
Although Matson didn't fancy rock stars, he was smitten with the
Flying Garter Girls. "I was their mascot," says the 48-year-old
commercial photographer, remembering the days when he wore his curly
blond hair long and always dressed up. The first night he met the
lady groupies, for example, Matson was wearing 7-inch lime-green
platform shoes. "They were really comfortable," he says. Does he
missed the old days? "Fuck, yeah. I hung out with all these insanely
beautiful young groupies, who all went on to become successful,
beautiful, cool women. It was fucking brilliant."
Sandra (last name withheld), a.k.a. "SEXY SANDI"
In 1974, this 5-foot, 3-inch beauty made sure to wear 8-inch platform
shoes and "lots and lots of glitter." "Sexy Sandi" used to dress
in glam-rock style, complementing her naturally curly hair with
fishnet stockings, low-rise miniskirts, midriff-baring shirts and
chunky jewelry. For Sandi, those years were about meeting the rock
stars she calls "the guys" and spending time with them. About her
style? "I always made sure to wear shiny, red lipstick," says Sandi,
who is now a 48-year-old retail manager.
Samantha Buel, a.k.a. "TRIXIEDOLL"
TrixieDoll officially missed the Garter Girl era, as she was about
a year old when the famous groupies were following the music and
flying all over the world. TrixieDoll joined the scene 16 years
later, emerging as Portland's premier groupie in the next generation.
She went backstage for the first time in 1988 at a Skid Row concert.
"I'm a stripper, and my friend gives good head," was the lie she
told the road manager. Even though she had never stripped, that
didn't stop TrixieDoll. She always made sure to dress the part.
"We'd dress as elaborately and sexy as possible," says Buel, now
a 33-year-old aesthetician. "We'd wear Lipservice clothes from [now-defunct]
Rock 'N' Roll Fashions, studded bras from [also defunct] Big Bang,
and we never went anywhere without our cropped motorcycle jackets."
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