I Like My Adult Apartment, I Think It’s Nice When I was single, I didn’t have a bedside table. I just had an upside down cardboard box that I could rest my bedside beers on. Now, I have a tiny table complete with a tiny drawer that’s clearly meant to store condoms. There’s literally nothing else that could possibly fit inside that drawer. And my girlfriend got an IUD recently, so I don’t even need a place to store condoms. Score!