Your Thursday, Dec. 27 Daily Primer: Stories Powerful Men Didn’t Want You to Read — A Portlander Crosses Antarctica

What to know, how to Google and who's a good dog.

Antifascist protester at dueling Portland protests on June 30, 2018. (Sam Gehrke)

WHAT TO KNOW:

TED WHEELER INTERNET:

  • A parody account so viciously funny it’s followed by the mayor’s chief of staff, “Not Ted Wheeler Googling” pretends to be a collection of phrases the Portland mayor has typed into the Google search function. These 11 tickled us.

PORTLAND PET PAGEANT:

  • The most prestigious pet competition is back and we could not be more excited to once again see the beautiful furry, scale-y, and wonderful Portland pets—and of course, to find our Ultimate Supreme Pet champion. Could your pet win this year?

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