Hey, Portland, Expect Rain for the Next Two Weeks and/or Rest of Eternity

But don't worry, there's also a wind advisory in effect until 7 pm tonight.

By Lizzy Acker

If you don't like damp shoes, wet pants, fogged-up glasses or sewer drains clogged with leaves, it might be time to hop a flight to Arizona. According to the Weather Channel's extended forecast, it's going to keep raining for the next two weeks.

That's as far as the forecast goes with much accuracy. But probably that means it will never stop raining.

Don't worry, though: There's also a wind advisory in effect until 7 pm tonight, with warnings of possible power outages.

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If it's all too much to bear and you still haven't invested in one of those Happy Lights or at the very least, an umbrella. Maybe just watch this Adele video on repeat. Adele gets what you are going through. Adele might be the only one who gets it, really.

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