Everyone's a critic? Maybe in New York. In Portland, it seems, everyone's a writer. In fact, writing may be the city's only true art form. For every local writer of national fame (Chuck Palahniuk, Ursula K. LeGuin, Tom Spanbauer, Whitney Otto, et al.) there are thousands of other budding scribes hitting open-mike nights, writing for small journals, self-publishing chapbooks or otherwise parking for hours on end at a cafe table with Powerbook or pen at hand.
Given the potency of the word in Portland, we decided it was time to dust off our annual literary competition. We offered two categories and a couple of caveats. For the short-story competition, in which the entries were limited to 1,000 words, the first sentence had to begin, "At 4 am she found herself under the Broadway Bridge." Poetry entries (limited to 200 words) had to include a reference to the Portland Streetcar.
Picking our way through 700 submissions, we found far too many odes to flowers and furry friends, and a disturbing number of pages seemingly yanked from sexual-dysfunction workshop assignments. Still, amid the mangled metaphors and tortured dialogue, there were many promising submissions. We passed the best of the bunch on to our panel of judges, who found it difficult to select just six winners. As a result, we think you'll find that our three top short stories and three best poems have earned the right to circulate in the City that Writes.
Hart is a Portland writer and poet who represented Oregon at 1999's National Poetry Slam. She is the author of From the Ghettos to the Heavens and A Black Girl's Song, and is a regular contributor to Luv Jonz, the weekly gathering of poets and spoken-word artists.
Myrlin A. Hermes
Hermes is a Portland novelist. Her first novel, Careful What You Wish For, gained much critical praise and is now available in paperback. Hermes is finishing her second novel, The Lunatic, the Lover, and the Poet.
Hillsbery is the author of the critically acclaimed novel War Boy, which has recently been published in German and Spanish. Hillsbery is currently holed up in a cabin on Washington's Willapa Bay finishing his second novel.
Portland poet and verse ringmaster Raphael is the author of Bones Begin to Sing, Molecular Jam and Showing Light a Good Time, among other titles. Raphael runs the monthly I Love Mondays! poetry readings at Borders Books and is the publisher of Unnum Books.
Reyes is a Portland poet and translator who has made a name for himself on three continents. His poetry collections include Nightmarks, Puertas Abiertas/Open Doors and A Suitcase Full of Crows. In addition to translating many important Spanish and Latin American poets, Reyes is also a founding editor of Hubbub, a local poetry journal.
Portlander Seay's first novel, The Second Coming of Curly Red, was nominated last year for the Oregon Book Award and has gone into multiple printings since its publication in 2000. Seay is currently at work on her second novel.
Caryn B. Brooks (a.k.a. Miss Dish) is the Arts and Culture Editor for Willamette Week.
Steffen Silvis is Willamette Week's Assistant Arts and Culture Editor and theater critic.
First-place winners receive $250, second-place winners receive $100, and third-place winners receive a prize pack of sundry treasures.
First: "Creative Thought 414," Steve McGarry
Second: "Blood Money," Lynne Hasselman
Third: "Floozy," Jon Carr
First: "Resonance," Jon Seaman
Second: "Diary," Susie Meserve
Third: "The Six Ball," Paul Mueller
www.visionaireworld.com). W is for Wedgies: The cork-heeled kind, not the camel-toe kind. X is for Xanax. If Winona Ryder couldn't shop(lift) without it, neither should you. Y is for Yellow. Shade of sunshine, lemonade and a chiffon scarf for motoring. Z is for Zippers. Sewn asymmetrically into the neckline of a vintage ringer T-shirt. If you don't sew, Urban Outfitters has 'em.
"Gems For You in 2002"
Big ol' gem and mineral show sponsored by the Tualatin Valley Gem Club.
Washington County Fairplex, 873 NE 34th Ave., Hillsboro, 648-6521. 9 am-5 pm Friday- Sunday, March 8-10.
Make a Blanket Day
Project Linus will host a donation- based event to hand-make 300 security blankets. Blankets will be delivered by the Department of Human Services to children in foster care.
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter- day Saints, Lake Ridge Building, Overlook Drive, Lake Oswego, 320-0494. 10 am-
5 pm Saturday, March 9.
W is for Wedgies: The cork-heeled kind, not the camel-toe kind.
X is for Xanax. If Winona Ryder couldn't shop(lift) without it, neither should you.
Y is for Yellow. Shade of sunshine, lemonade and a chiffon scarf for motoring.
Z is for Zippers. Sewn asymmetrically into the neckline of a vintage ringer T-shirt. If you don't sew, Urban Outfitters has 'em.