Chrismukkahkwanzaa Whore: HARRY AND DAVID BRING IT

To finish off Hanukkah with a sweet bang, give a hostess gift fit for even the snootiest JAP—Oregon-based Harry and David's newest holiday addition, the Festival of Lights Tower ($39.95). harry and david

It's a gift box of delectable delicacies. (Don't worry they're certified kosher pickin's). The mix includes fresh Royal Riviera Pears, Chocolate Maltballs, Dark Chocolate Hazelnuts and randomly, an assortment of jelly beans (blue and white, naturally). It's available to ship through the month of January, but you can get this baby expressed just in time before the oil runs out of the old Menorah. Visit harryanddavid.com for more festive gift baskets and ideas, because being a mensch doesn't mean you have to get up off your couch.

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