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LaMarcus Aldridge returns to Portland this week. How do Blazers fans taunt a treasonous player who has no personality?

By WW Staff

LaMarcus Aldridge didn't just leave the Trail Blazers, he destroyed them. When he opted over the summer to go play for the San Antonio Spurs, Portland's front office had no choice but to start over completely and jettison the rest of the team—players which, to be honest, fans always secretly kind of liked more than L-Smooth. Aldridge might have been the team's best player, but he was utterly bereft of what you might call "charisma." With the Spurs coming to Moda Center on Nov. 11, this is Portland's first chance to let L.A. know how it feels. But how do you taunt someone who's only definable characteristic is his complete lack of definable characteristics? We've got some ideas.

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SEE IT: Pat Connaughton and the Portland Trail Blazers take on Boban Marjanovic and the San Antonio Spurs at Moda Center, 1 N Center Court St., on Wednesday, Nov. 11. 7:30 pm. $30-$305.

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