Stoopid Burger Leaves You Dazed, Meat-Drunk and Dumbfounded. It Is Wonderful.
A moment comes with every Stoopid Burger—be it Silly, Dummy, or flat-out Ignorant—when the sandwich takes over, edging out all distraction. It silences conversation. The burger renders you dazed, meat-drunk and dumbfounded. Not just stupid, but Stoopid.