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Stoopid Burger Leaves You Dazed, Meat-Drunk and Dumbfounded. It Is Wonderful.

A moment comes with every Stoopid Burger—be it Silly, Dummy, or flat-out Ignorant—when the sandwich takes over, edging out all distraction. It silences conversation. The burger renders you dazed, meat-drunk and dumbfounded. Not just stupid, but Stoopid.

The Five Restaurants We’re Most Excited About This Week

Where to eat this week.

Portland’s Best New Burger Cart Isn’t Fancy or Cheffy. It’s Just Really Damn Good.

They are, quite simply, some of the best damn burgers in Portland.

Aviary Makes Gobsmacking Brussels Sprouts Nachos and the Only Banh Mi Burger Worth a Damn

Aviary now has a burger—it’s priced to satisfy even the crustiest Last Thursday fire juggler at $8, or $10 with an Old German tallboy.

Battle of the Portland Bistro Burgers: Burger Madness Round of 32

Burger Madness is a seeded tournament pitting 64 Portland patties against each other. Our critics ate through the best Bistro Burgers, Bar Burgers, and Brewery Burgers and Burger Burgers in Portland—and will reveal their picks round by round until the best burger in Portland is crowned.

Battle of the Portland Bistro Burgers: Burger Madness Round of 64

The best burgers in a stacked bracket that includes some of the best restaurants in Portland.

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The City of Portland Wants a New Carbon Tax. It Might Kill Bottle Recycling in Oregon to Get One.

Oregon Bottle Redemption Center. (Wesley Lapointe)

If You Want Portland Kids to Stop Breaking Windows, Gregory McKelvey Says You Should Understand Why They’re Doing It

Downtown Portland is covered in plywood, partly because of repeated vandalism by protesters. (Mick Hangland-Skill)

Alfredo Climaco, Portland’s Piña Colada King and Owner of Newly Opened Bar Tropicale, Has Died of COVID-19

Tropicale (Christine Dong)

Portland Police Bureau Identifies Man Who Mayor Wheeler Pepper-Sprayed as Alpenrose Dairy Heir

Alpenrose Dairy. (Katie Reahl)

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