Charlotte's Web of Weirdness
Batum was straight up bad—three points (dog fart). Lillard was average, scoring 22 points on 19 shots, (dog bark). Vonleh was OK but not quite a “Can’t Believe U Left This” level of OK (dog wag). Kidd-Gilchrist was good, but the sun wasn’t rising behind him, showing the Hornets to the Promised Land or any shit like that. Hawes didn’t even show out for his family. They (probably) came 180 miles. The game was thoroughly untouched by outside forces.