Covered in Spurs Goo: A Report from LaMarcus Aldridge's Portland Homecoming

When the game started, something funny happened. LaMarcus would get the ball, and a whole tone of boo-birds would descend from the rafters. Then, he would pass almost immediately, or shoot almost immediately, because, remember, he’s on the Spurs now, and dudes on the Spurs don’t hold the ball long enough to let the audience get a good, cathartic boo in. Boos don’t stick to the Spurs. Nothing sticks to the Spurs.