Nobody Works AnyMore: Quintuple Methadone Dose For Pachyderm Junkie

By Tony Piff

September 08, 2008 at 3:23 am PDT

Nobody Works Any More: Animal Edition!

let's get the cuteness out of the way

The elephant in the room.

heroin-spiked bananas

Strategically placed stickers and flesh-colored underwear.

hot, sexy, desperate models to go "

nude" for PR animal rights

13 golf balls removed from the stomach of photogenic puppy.

it had turned black and was decomposing

Check out more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here!

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