Nobody Works Anymore: Rock, Scissors...WHAT IS THAT?

By Byron Beck

August 28, 2008 at 8:23 am PDT

For those who need a break from this, wweek.com gives you the following:

SHOE-IN:

shoes

HAWT PANTS

Fundoshi

ROCKIN' OLDIES

"I'm 50 years old! And I like to kick! Stretch! And kick!"

50-year-old Madonna

Sticky and Sweet

Michael Jackson

should be getting old)

AND THEN THERE IS THIS:

Check out more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here!

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