Each February our Pet Pageant, sponsored by community staple Dove Lewis, opens to Portlanders looking to collect on their pets fame-worthy looks. Subsequently, we are inundated with photos of the city’s cutest pets, who are all—in our books—winners. Alas, we must choose title winners. Here are this year’s.
Kanga
Best in Show

Kanga

Jack Pawson Hutchins
Best Celebrity Look-A-Like

Jack Pawson Hutchins

Nadja
Best Dressed

Nadja

Hoagie
Best Face for Radio

Hoagie

Mars
Best Muse

Mars

Lennon
Honorary Human

Lennon

Ellie
If Portland Were a Dog

Ellie

Ms. Hammlet
Mightiest Hair-do

Ms. Hammlet

Tsuki
Most Instafamous

Tsuki

Squeegee
Most Likely to Lead the Apocalypse

Squeegee

Custard
Most Mischievous

Custard

Hana & Nani
Olympic Star

Hana & Nani

Fred and Data
Partners in Crime

Fred and Data

Gus Gus
Runway Ready

Gus Gus

Ruth the Bulldogge
Star of the Show

Ruth the Bulldogge

Sheba
Stellar Senior

Sheba

Goldberry and Blueberry
Tiny Treasure

Goldberry and Blueberry