Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Weekâs trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food of the common man.

Burgerville's taste good all by themselvesâthe flaky crust gives it a welcome tempura characterâbut the garlic aioli that comes with them is also quite nice.
Of course, thereâs a catch: a regular order (five spears) will run you $3.75. Thatâs slightly more than twice the price of a regular order of fries at Burgerville, with just a little over half the calories. Some might argue thatâs spending more for less, but that would only be true if fries were more than just carb-laden ketchup scoops.
Burgervilleâs golden-fried asparagus spears are not for fry-lovers; theyâre for us, the ambitious, the adventurous, the humble fast-food connoisseurs yearning to eat something deep-fried and green.
Combo meal done right.
WWeek 2015