1. Chain bookstores have the cleanest men’s restrooms.
2. Extended checkout don’t mean shit.
3. TV is awful.
4. Always, always use your own mic!
5. Never kill a fifth before the show.
SEE IT: Viva Voce celebrates its return to Portland and the release of its new album Rose City Saturday, June 20, at the Wonder Ballroom. 9 pm. $10 advance, $12 day of show. All ages.