Chain bookstores have the cleanest men's restrooms.

2. Extended checkout don't mean shit.

3. TV is awful.

4. Always, always use your own mic!

5. Never kill a fifth before the show.

SEE IT: Viva Voce celebrates its return to Portland and the release of its new album Rose City Saturday, June 20, at the Wonder Ballroom. 9 pm. $10 advance, $12 day of show. All ages.