If you manage to stumble out of bed before noon on the weekends, head to this hipper-than-hip joint for one of the most honest breakfasts in town. Try either savory eggs Benedict ($7.75) or chicken sausage hash ($8.25), all served with crispy, dreamy home fries; don't forget a blood-orange mimosa ($5). For lunch, it's all about Genies' creamy veggie pot pie ($7.75) or corned-beef reuben ($7.50), both served with crispy fries. The only complaint: Why can't this spot stay open late? (KS)