GO: The Great Northwest at Elizabeth Leach Gallery, 417 NW 9th Ave., 224-0521. Show opens Thursday, March 3. Closes April 2. Free.
THURSDAY MARCH 3
[COMEDY] MICHAEL IAN BLACK
The prolific actor, writer and comedian of The State and Stella hits town for a stand-up gig one week before his frequent collaborator Michael Showalter. Too bad—we’d commit a number of felonies to see a Captain Monterey Jack/Doug reunion. Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th Ave., portland.heliumcomedy.com. 8 pm Thursday, 7:30 and 10 pm Friday-Saturday. $20-$30. 21+.
FRIDAY MARCH 4
Though bedroom synth-pop duo Kisses hails from Los Angeles, its sun-kissed Balearic beats and deadpan vocals owe more to Jens Lekman and weird disco than Southern California. Peter’s Room (below the Roseland), 8 NW 6th Ave. 8 pm. $10. All ages.
SATURDAY MARCH 5
[MUSIC] PORTLAND YOUTH PHILHARMONIC
Stravinsky’s great ballet score Petrushka turns 100 this year—only 13 years older than the Philharmonic itself. The program also includes Brahms’ “Tragic Overture” and Tchaikovsky’s “Rococo Variations,” starring PYP’s concerto competition winner Jinn Shin. Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, 223-5939, portlandyouthphil.org. 7:30 pm. $11-$32.
SUNDAY MARCH 6
[MUSIC] CRYSTAL CASTLES
Pitchfork and Hipster Runoff jokes aside, Toronto’s Crystal Castles is making some of the most dreamy dance music since New Order’s heyday. Now, if only Robert Smith would appear for his version of “Not in Love,” then we’d have something for the ages. Roseland, 8 NW 6th Ave., 224-2038. 8 pm. SOLD OUT. All ages.
TUESDAY MARCH 8
[WHOOO!] IRVING KITCHEN
For a Mardi Gras party where you can keep your shirt on, head to Irving Street Kitchen for all-you-can-eat roasted piggies, jambalaya, sticky rice and the traditional NOLA dessert—a purple, gold and green cake with a toy baby baked inside. Plus, classic Hurricanes and Sazeracs. Irving Street Kitchen, 701 NW 13th Ave., 343-9440. 6 pm-midnight. $40. Call for reservations.
North Carolina is known for many things—barbecue, college basketball, indie rock—but few people think of sludge metal. Weedeater thinks that’s bullshit, and it wants to scream at you. Rotture, 315 SE 3rd Ave., 234-5683. 9 pm. $10 advance, $12 at the door. 21+.