Fan fiction, once the sole province of pathetic nerds, is now a profitable industry. The literary elite may scoff, but Fifty Shades of Grey, which began as Twilight fan fiction, has sold 40 million copies.
Shitty though she may write, E.L. James—originally known by the pen name Snowqueens Icedragon—is the world's most popular author. What's the next Grey? Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, a monthly series from Nerdist Theater in L.A. that comes to Portland this week, is looking. We dug around the Web for other future bestsellers.
Sonic the Hedgehog
"Sonic moaned quietly, whimpering 'Tails…' every few seconds. By now, the blue blur's penis was fully erect, and Tails could begin his work. The kit placed his hand around Sonic's cock and began to rub. The hedgie's moaning became louder and louder."
—"Passion of Love" by AlistairLowary
"[The Terminator] skimmed down her naked body, taking in every gorgeous thing that [Sarah Connor's] body had to give for a man's eyes and after choosing another scenario to perform, and after her acceptance, he pushed into her! She was whimpering sweetly at first in the many years without sex pain, but soon gotten used to it and to his massive size."
—"Sexual Feelings: Terminator" by Strangerthanstrange
Nancy Drew meets the Hardy Boys
"[Frank Hardy] echoed [Nancy Drew's] throaty sigh as the relief of their initial joining sated the yearning to become one, while igniting the first flicker of the more animalistic and basic need for release."
ââInterference & Intercourseâ by KennaC
"Minnie shook as she pushed [Mickey's] head between her legs, her legs shaking violently around him, her toes curling, and her tail shaking wildly as she groaned, squeaked and panted in blissful ecstasy as the waves of hot, tingly pleasure pulsed through her body."
ââLatenight Snackâ by Squad Unit 19
"This is your pleasure and punishment" Steve [Urkel] said before he pushed all the way into Laura, burying his member to the hilt. Laura screamed in pleasure and pain, she was still sore from last night but she knew she deserved this, she wanted it."
—"The Fine Line Between Dreams & Reality" by Dragongirl4040
GO: Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is at Brody Theater, 16 NW Broadway, brodytheater.com, on Friday, Aug. 17. 10 pm. $10. 21+.
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