“Bron-Y-Aur Stomp” 

Oh yes, we likes the way Bonzo plays with spoons. They make much more sense in music than for eating nasty taters. Strider? Stupid Aragorn.

“Stairway to Heaven”
Oh yes, we loves glitters and gold and precious. And Smeagol totally made out to it during his prom. 

“The Battle of Evermore”
Ringwraiths! Yes, yes. They leads us to the precious. And they kill stupid hobbitses.

“Misty Mountain Hop”
Oh yes, inside is the Balrog. Yes. He killed the gray wizard!

“Ramble On”
Smeagol is flattered they talks about us in the song, but he still can’t figure out who the evil one is he talks about.


SEE IT: Robert Plant and the Sensational Space Shifters play Waterfront Blues Festival at Gov. Tom McCall Waterfront Park, Southwest Naito Parkway between Harrison and Glisan streets, with Mavis Staples, Taj Mahal Trio, Robert Randolph and the Family Band and more, on Sunday, July 7. Festival starts at 10:30 am. See waterfrontbluesfest.com for pass information and complete schedule.