How many free mini-cheeseburgers can you eat in an hour? Thanks to Morton's, no longer a hypothetical question. 5-6 pm only, Sunday, Dec. 21.
DANCE: Weekly hip-hop event the Fix turned two last week. Celebrate with Ohmega Watts, DJ Kez and DJ Dun Diggy. Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th Ave., 248-1030. Free. 21+.
EAT: Belly offers the "Appetite Stimulus Plan"—three courses for $25. 3500 NE Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., 249-9764.
DRINK: $1 PBRs and $2.50 wells at Matador noon-7 pm daily. 1967 W Burnside St., 222-5822.
REVEL: Acoustic Christmas, a free concert of live, kid-friendly classical and pop tunes. Sydney's, 1800 NW 16th Ave., 241-4313. 7 pm Thursday, Dec. 18. Free.
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