Too Much Wiggle Room

As if the children's entertainment empire The Wiggles, didn't sound NAMBLAstical enough, they are now coming to Portland on March 15 with their new show, Racing to the Rainbow. Is the starting line inside a closet? Isn't anyone else extremely uncomfortable with these grown men and their desire to make our children wiggle? Well if you're into this sort of thing, and can't make it to the Wiggles' upcoming Rose Garden appearance, have no fear because soon subtle pedophilia will always be near. Six Flags Theme Parks have announced a plan to open Wiggles World areas in all of their parks within the next three years. Soon you can put the kids in the car and head up to the Washington Six Flags, just 13 miles from Tacoma, and experience the wiggly wackiness for yourself. Or maybe you're the type that just likes to watch. In that case you can find the Wiggles on the Disney Channel twice daily.