Here's what we know about the Portland Music Awards: it's run by a shady dude (the shady Craig Marquardo), it's getting bigger every year, and someone convinced Daniel Baldwin to host the 2010 edition. The only other question that really matters: Who are you wearing? Back for the third year in a row, LocalCut reporter Jay Horton and Sarah Dylan (of the popular Funemployment Radio podcast) were at the "Pammys," and here's the first part of their red carpet coverage. Portland will never be the same. -Ed.