Give this book to your dad for Father's Day and give your dad something to aspire to. Justin Halpern's prolific, aphorism-spouting father has filled this book with so many words to live by. For example, this priceless gem: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." Available at Powell's City of Books
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