Haute-N-Ready: Taco Bell Cap'n Crunch Balls

Taco Bell turns cereal into balls to appeal to Millennials.

Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food of the common man.

Baja Blast Mountain Dew
Doritos Locos Tacos
Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls!

 

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