“Hanging-basket for garden.”
“I made her a nice homemade card, and a good pair of earrings.”
“Fifth-grade straight A’s. That shit was cake.”
“Me.”
"A subscription to a monthly wine club."
“A coupon book of chores.”
“Recipe book.”
“A third grade picture frame.”
Left: “A collage.” Right: “Her pick of any pair of shoes at the store.”