In an Portland pairing that makes way too much sense to have happened only now, Danner Boots and the Portland Timbers have teamed up to create the first-ever Timbers-themed boots.

Yes, boots! For those very wet games and treks to and from PGE…er… Jeld-Wen… er… Providence Park.

The Timber 600 is inspired by Danner's Mountain 600 boot, and are waterproof with a leather upper section and an embossed Timbers logo. The boots will set you back $225 and are available to pre-order tomorrow here.

(beauty products by Jolie areyuveda)
(beauty products by Jolie areyuveda)
(beauty products by Jolie areyuveda)
(beauty products by Jolie areyuveda)

Prost is also hosting a Timbers 600 kickoff featuring Timber Joey on Saturday, September 16, at 6:30 pm to watch the Timbers match and host a contest to win a pair of boots, plus other Danner and Timbers merchandise.

If the Timbers aren't your steez, but you're looking to fill that hole in your aesthetic reserved for Oregon x Oregon #collabs, remember that it was Danner who made the boots for the film version of Cheryl Strayed's Wild.

And last week, we discovered that Adidas made an Oktoberfest shoe,  which even has a gold Prost on the side, next to the three stripes. Those shoes cost an equally steep $240, so you might have to figure out your priorities this week.