(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

"We all say Bernie! 'Cause he's the best!"

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

"Andy Roy, for sure, just 'cause he's my favorite skater."

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

"We're not from here, so we're not sure what the politics are like. It seems like a really nice place, though. Going off of who we've seen, though, maybe that Star Wars unicycle guy should be mayor."

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

"Matt Smith from Doctor Who, because he's the only Doctor that mattered."

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

(Left) "I'm not sure, I'm visiting from Vietnam. I'd say him [points to guy on right], because he's the only Portlander I know, and he's fun, honest and kind." (Right) "I  agree with her. I'm completely pragmatic, and I'd turn all the stop signs into yield signs—not to toot my own horn, but I think the stop-sign thing would be a hit here."

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

"Charles Barkley. He's not the best speaker, but he's really smart, and a lot of his views seem like they'd align with what Portland needs."

(Sam Gehrke)
(Sam Gehrke)

(Left) "Snoop Dogg, because Portland would be even more chill." (Right) "Tom Cruise, 'cause he's less crazy than most politicians."